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Indy Horror Watchlist

Support indy horror by hunting down these low budget gems before they hunt you down.

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Hollywood Blockbuster

Indiana Jones and the Kingdon of the Crystal Skull is so unbelievably cheesy, wheezy and queasy that, on leaving the cinema, I felt like simultaneously chugging a bottle of Pepto Bismol and four double-espressos just to restore my body’s equilibrium.

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Iron Man Crunches Terrorists While I Crunch Popcorn

Comic book movies are becoming as plentiful as the comics in a 15-year-old boy’s bedroom.

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Day of the Dead Wastes No Time Wasting Zombies

Break out the machetes, the zombies are attacking Colorado!

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In 2080, two bad ass eco-terrorists must battle rogue raiders on armored jet skis to save the Svalbald Global Seed Vault.

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Juno Meets Hanna Montana

OMG! Juno and Hanna Montana reviewed by teen correspondent, Alisha Frobisher.

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Humor | Feb 15

No Country For Old Men As Allegory for the Post-Situationist Digitality

A challenging film? Read Dr. Mangrove’s analysis and you will be even more confused.

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Humor | Feb 9