25 Words or Less: No Wasted Words
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BROTHERS GRIMM |
| (Terry Gilliam, 1999) Gilliam could use lesson from the fairly tale authors he depicts. Keep the story simple! |
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DOWNFALL |
| (Oliver Hirschbiegel , 2005) Detailed attempt to convince my mother in law that Hitler is NOT living in Brazil, but actually died in Germany a miserable and insane. |
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HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES |
| (Rob Zombie, 2003) Character driven, “horizontal” film. Of course, most of the characters are psychopaths and horizontal is the position their victims crumple into. |
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THE ISLAND |
| (Michael Bay, 2005) A smart premise beats itself into retardation with tedious action and a rapidly falling believability barometer. |
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LAND OF THE DEAD |
| (Land of the Dead, 2005) Zombies like fireworks. If you need an explanation for what the filmmaker is saying, you¹re probably a zombie. |
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MARCH OF THE PENGUINS |
| (Luc Jacquet, 2005) I can¹t fault a movie about penguins. |
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STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH |
| (George Lucas, 2005) It’s over! |
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NAPOLEON DYNAMITE |
| (Jared Hess, 2004) In some countries, people struggle to eat. In Idaho, they struggle to play tetherball. |
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THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU |
| (Wes Anderson, 2004) Your life will seem boring after seeing this movie. |
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SIDEWAYS |
| (Alexander Payne, 2004) Film about buddies, enjoyable by nondrinker and alcoholic alike. You might need one to believe that real chicks would actually be interested in these guys. |
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