Movie 666

By Bobby Frobisher (age 9)

Nipple sightings: 2 Natalie Portman in Attack of the Clones

Dude, this movie rocks out! This is Star Wars Number Two. My Dad told me there were some other star wars that they made in the fifties, and he rented one…and it was lame, dude! I just played Resident Evil on the playstation on our other TV and told him to call me when there was monsters or tits. Total count: six monsters, no tits. Bo-ring. So anyway, me and my friend Jason went to see AOTC last night. Cool ships, cool monsters, yeah yeah yeah. OK, total tit-sightings: 0. Ok, no tits, sorry, but there’s this one part where Queen Amydolla is standin on a porch an she’s got this dress on and she totally looks nakid just for a second. Then later she’s wearin this totally tight white shirt an you can totally see her nipples. I looked over and Jason was playin with himself. [Liar! signed jason] We threw a bunch a popcorn at Jar Jar. Cuz we hate him. When we saw Phantim Menas, we went an bought a bunch a jar jar stuff just so we could smash it up with bats. Anyway, jason wanted to watch the end, but I got bored so I sneaked into Unfaithful in the other theter. There’s this blond chick an she like takes off her shirt I swear every five minutes! Jason was totally jealous but that’s his fault cause he’s a big wuss… Just make sure your parents aren’t home if you rent it. See ya.

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