Movie 666

Rene Russo

So I went to the big mall out near the indian reservation so’s I could see this movie which I heard was totally all about fat bottom girls getting the hot guys. Hugh Grant was hot all right, he played this bigshot who smokes a lot and gives girls the hairy eyeball through his office window. That would be totally gross exsept its HG who I would let him do anything to me even if he was my boss. Anyway, this girl Birgit writes in her diary that she wants to do HG but HG’s Japanese wife left him for Birdgits mom or something so she dresses like a playboy bunny so that this other guy can fall in love with her dad. Or something. Honestly I didn’t really get alot of what was going on cause they all had british accents so it totally was hard to figure out. I think Birget wants to lose some weight (she’s played by Renee Russo whose a total lardass — I couldn’t believe how fat she was) and wants to kill all the kids in the cafeteria so she comes in with a trenchcoat and a couple guns and totally blows them all away. This is later on when she’s played by Leanardo decaprio. I think to tell you the truth I might of fell asleep and woke up at the midnite show again. Anyway, if you can understand british accents and you know what cheerio and mum mean, you would like this movie, especially if you like hugh grants butt, and if your in the mood for a sassy romantic comedy in the screwball tradition of Howard Hawks featuring a zaftig heroine who faces life with spunk and wit. Next week I’m going to see The Empire’s New Groove. See ya then, Friedafans!

- Frieda Frobisher

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