Juno Meets Hanna Montana
OMG! Juno and Hanna Montana reviewed by teen correspondent, Alisha Frobisher.
No Comments »Filed under: HumorPosted on February 15th, 2008
No Country For Old Men As Allegory for the Post-Situationist Digitality
A challenging film? Read Dr. Mangrove’s analysis and you will be even more confused.
No Comments »Filed under: HumorPosted on February 9th, 2008
The Silence of Hannibal
THE SILENCE OF HANNIBAL
Anthonio Banderas with wife in
Hannibal.
Oh, my, god. Anthonio Banderas is totally hot in this movie. He’s a cereal killer, right, and he lives in Italy. I don’t know why, cause I didn’t see I Know What You Did Last Summer which was the […]
No Comments »Filed under: HumorPosted on January 1st, 2004
Captain Fonzarelli’s Mandolin
By Alicia Frobisher
I went to the movies, yo? Only my stoopid Dad cut off my allowance because me and my friend Brandi wanted to go snog with these totally cute guys from West Town High (seniors!) but I was talkin’ on the house phone like an idiot an I heard this click and it was […]
No Comments »Filed under: HumorPosted on July 1st, 2002
The Hollywood Update
By Francesca Mosconi, Hollywood Player
Quick update kids on the Hollywood scene. Summer was BIG BANK for the Big H. First of all, Signs was all the rage and even made the cover of Newsweek. Who wants to read about nerve gas when Mel is at the box office?
Leo - all grown […]
No Comments »Filed under: HumorPosted on July 1st, 2002
Star Wars Number Two
By Bobby Frobisher (age 9)
Nipple sightings: 2
Natalie Portman in Attack of the Clones
Dude, this movie rocks out! This is Star Wars Number Two. My Dad told me there were some other star wars that they made in the fifties, and he rented one…and it was lame, dude! I just played Resident Evil on the […]
No Comments »Filed under: HumorPosted on April 1st, 2002
Last Words: What the Other Critics Aren’t Saying
The greatest movie of all time? You are not getting the whole story when you read those fancy blurbs in the newspaper. Read these ad lines and see how Movie 666 has put them in their proper context:
“A thriller with heart and one of the most satisfying movies of the year” assuming […]
No Comments »Filed under: HumorPosted on December 12th, 2001
Boobs, Brownshirts, and Bunnymen: Moulin Rouge
Watch out for this guy:
Torn panties in Moulin Rouge
So I heard there was this great love story with Nicole Kidman and that guy from Echo and the Bunnymen so I went to see it at this “art theater” and guess what, it was expensive, eleven bucks and the usher dude said I […]
No Comments »Filed under: HumorPosted on October 1st, 2001
The Birdgit Jones Basketball Diaries
Rene Russo
So I went to the big mall out near the indian reservation so’s I could see this movie which I heard was totally all about fat bottom girls getting the hot guys. Hugh Grant was hot all right, he played this bigshot who smokes a lot and gives girls the hairy […]
No Comments »Filed under: HumorPosted on July 1st, 2001
Last Words: They Start the Reviews, We Finish Them
They start the reviews, we finish them. Items in white are OUR additions.“Listen up to what you’ve been missing…
“Riveting and suspensful and well, kind of boring.“
- Enemy at the Gates
Lou Lumenick, New York Post
quoted in Los Angeles Times ad, 04.17.01
“Don Burgess’ cinematography serves up a cascade of jaw-dropping images. His close ups […]
No Comments »Filed under: HumorPosted on April 1st, 2001
Like, Citizen Kane on DVD
Roger Ebert yacks about the sled in
Citizen Kane.
OK, y’all will want to shoot me, but like I just do not get this movie at all. First of all, it’s black and white which is lame, but all movies used to be B&W because of censorship, OK, but I thought they could […]
No Comments »Filed under: HumorPosted on January 1st, 2001
