Movie 666

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Morris T. Pevensey, The Movie Critic Who Hates Everything, was born in suburban Cleveland Ohio and received his Associates Degree in Film from the prestigious Flumburg Heights Community College. A series of unfortunate events terminated his career as a file clerk in the basement of the state Medicare facility, and he now resides with his 92 year old stepmother in a modest ranch home in Hammond, Indiana. He is currently one of America’s most revered authorities on cinematic excellence. His Face Book friends are numerous (one must, however, be 21 or over to beFriend Morris by federal law) and he has had the privilege of consorting with numerous famous film critic legends.

PICS:

1. Morris T. Pevensey with Leonard Maltin and his charming wife Leonarda.

2. Morris T. Pevensey with Roger Ebert, 1970’s

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