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FEATURE ARTICLES & REVIEWS

Starfleet Babies

Devil Evil SpockIs this new movie a Klingon plot to make us forget about glories of Khan, Tribbles, and the Kirk-Spock duel on Vulcan?

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Where is Captain America When You Need Him?

watchmenZack Snyder deserves to have his film equipment taken away for thoughtless muddling of “Watch Men”

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Fashion Nazis Should Love Valkyrie Movie

nazi fashion movieHollywood gives the jack boots a double polish for this old school nailbiter. Why?

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We Need a Blue Guy to Keep an Eye on the Warheads

watchmen movieThe Watchmen reminds us that nuclear weapons and nuclear war are still urgent issues today

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Slashing for Sport at Camp Crystal Lake

friday the 13th movieStupid teens killed by the cabinful… it’s the same old stuff in the new Friday the 13th movie

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Hollywood Trends Change Faster Than a Werewolf at Midnight

Six months ago, the horror genre was colder than the winters at Camp Crystal Lake. But with Friday the 13th opening big, is blood now back in style?

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Tail of Terror Animated Cat Movie
This cat's tail is so long, he uses it fight al Qaeda! More...

HUMOR

Will Smith is the Best Batman Ever

So I FINALLY got out to see a movie again, jeez. It’s not easy these days cause I got four kids. I got three kids, actually, and one little red-face monster who can’t do nothin but yell and scream.

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Humor | Aug 21

Juno Meets Hanna Montana

OMG! Juno and Hanna Montana reviewed by teen correspondent, Alisha Frobisher.

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Humor | Feb 15

UNDEAD: FILMS OF YESTERYEAR VIEWED & RE-VIEWED

Versus (2000)

Incredible mix of genres define this non-stop Japanese martial arts extravaganza.

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Undead | Mar 18

Alive (2002)

A death row prisoner is cultivated as a storage vessel for a powerful alien witch.

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Undead | Mar 18

Altered States (1980)

mad monkey movieHeady stuff in 1980, Altered States seems silly today. The man in the monkey suit doesn’t help.

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Undead | Mar 9