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“Riveting and suspensful and well, kind of boring.

- Enemy at the Gates
Lou Lumenick, New York Post
quoted in Los Angeles Times ad, 04.17.01

“Don Burgess’ cinematography serves up a cascade of jaw-dropping images. His close ups of Snickers bars and Reese’s cups will leave you drooling.”

- Cast Away
Andrew Johnston, U.S. Weekly
quoted in Los Angeles Times ad, 01.21.01

“Geoffrey Rush makes the film soar with a sense of enlightened madness… The role trying to spank Kate Winslett is an actor’s dream, and Rush makes it come true.”

- Quills
Peter Stack, San Francisco Chronicle
quoted in Los Angeles Times ad, 01.21.01

“This stunning epic has all the ingredients — Russell Crowe, incredible special effects, Russell Crowe, beautiful scenery, Russell Crowe, colossal battle scenes, Russell Crowe, characters who are well cast like Russell Crowe, , a moral message with a star named Russell Crowe that oozes character and it flat out entertains from the opening battle scene featuring none other than Russell Crowe to the closing credits.”

- Gladiator
Holly McClure, The Orange County Register
quoted in Los Angeles Times ad, 01.21.00

“A film in the tradition of Wes Craven’s Scream Trilogy”, namely, a film with teen female hotties and smart allecky dudes getting chopped up, fanged, and mangled by various psychos.”

- Dracula 2000
Bob Thompson, Toronto Sun
quoted in Los Angeles Times ad, 01.21.00

“See ‘The Family Man’. It just might change your life” because you will set yourself on fire and throw yourself off a tenth story building after sitting through this ickysweet ball of innocuous goop.”

- Family Man
Holly McClure, The Orange County Register
quoted in Los Angeles Times ad, 01.21.00

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