The Spill

Parody Poster by Doctor Theodore Mangrove

Mel Gibson has taken a lot of flack in recent years for his violent movies, blood alcohol levels while driving, and anti-semitic remarks. We think Mel could do wonders for his reputation and the planet by starring in a movie like Weapon of Choice, using the lessons learned from The Road Warrior about the dangers of petroleum and turning his Lethal Weapon against a better target than Jet Li.

Like a huge multinational oil corporation turning the earth into a polluted cesspool, for instance.

Oh, wait… oil companies don’t actually want you to use oil anymore. Nevermind.