Unread Words to Christians Who Don’t Read

Dear Christian,

To set the record straight, Movie 666 is not about evil, drugs, heavy metal music, or Satanism. So please quit bugging us with your Chick Comics and bizaro emails saying we are all going to hell — although they are, admittedly, sometimes quite entertaining. Movie 666 is, however, a full believer in the impending media Apocalypse when all humans will be mindless slaves of visual media. Oh, woops - that already happened. Nevermind…

Of course, you’d know all this if you took a few minutes to read the site instead of emailing us first.