Every Boring Second of Brad Pitt’s Life Filmed Backwards in Benjamin Button Baloney
Morris T. Pevensey, The Movie Critic Who Hates Everything, wants three hours of his terrible life back.
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FEATURE ARTICLES & REVIEWS MilkWell-rounded portrait of controversial Bay Area politician shows Penn at top of his game. View Complete ArticleFeature Articles | Dec 29
Beverly Hills ChihuahuaUnleash the hounds of hell… new talking dog movie the perfect cure for America’s economic and military woes View Complete ArticleFeature Articles | Dec 25
Burn After Reading Puts Unlikely Heroes in Spy GameA pair of earnest but bumbling fitness instructors try their hand at the spy game in another genre twister from the Cohen Brothers. View Complete ArticleFeature Articles | Dec 13
Simulation, Sublimation, and Cinema on HalloweenCelebrate puritanical America’s sexiest, most dangerous, and most enjoyable holiday View Complete ArticleFeature Articles | Oct 31
CAPSULE REVIEWS 25 Words or LessDon't forget our almost-world-famous short reviews of The Dark Knight, There Will Be Blood, Persepolis, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and more. |
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PREVIEWS PARODY POSTERS 
A highly educated strike force consisting of deadbeats, slackers, and disgruntled smart people infiltrate Sally Mae’s mountain fortress to destroy the original loan paperwork holding millions of former students in modern day wage slavery. More...Parody Posters | Oct 1
 HUMOR Will Smith is the Best Batman EverSo I FINALLY got out to see a movie again, jeez. It’s not easy these days cause I got four kids. I got three kids, actually, and one little red-face monster who can’t do nothin but yell and scream. View Complete ArticleHumor | Aug 21
Juno Meets Hanna MontanaOMG! Juno and Hanna Montana reviewed by teen correspondent, Alisha Frobisher. View Complete ArticleHumor | Feb 15
UNDEAD: FILMS OF YESTERYEAR VIEWED & RE-VIEWED Latin DragonLatino badasses battle for control of the barrio in this routine but effective martial arts actioner View Complete ArticleUndead | Oct 8
The Last House on the Left (1972)Creepy Wes Craven movie still horribly effective after 25 years. View Complete ArticleUndead | Jul 28
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