The Men Who Stare At Goats
September 8th, 2009
Movie about fighting terror with weirdness claims to be more true than you would believe.
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Hurt Locker Fails to Capture World War II Experience
August 19th, 2009
So-called action movie wastes time tinkering with timebombs while Nazis run amok in the desert
Where is Captain America When You Need Him?
April 8th, 2009
Zack Snyder deserves to have his film equipment taken away for thoughtless muddling of “Watch Men”
Milking the Milk Movie
January 11th, 2009
Outdated fashions and strangely effete lead character compromise otherwise fine portrayal of rough and tumble San Fran politico.
Every Boring Second of Brad Pitt’s Life Filmed Backwards in Benjamin Button Baloney
January 5th, 2009
Morris T. Pevensey, The Movie Critic Who Hates Everything, wants three hours of his terrible life back.
Will Smith is the Best Batman Ever
August 21st, 2008
So I FINALLY got out to see a movie again, jeez. It’s not easy these days cause I got four kids. I got three kids, actually, and one little red-face monster who can’t do nothin but yell and scream.
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August 15th, 2008
When the “good” people of Earth disappear in the Rapture, selfishly leaving millions of evil denizens and non-believers without critical goods and services, a group of disgruntled heavy metal musicians sneak into Heaven right behind them to play practical jokes on the saved in this wacky religious comedy
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