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Milking the Milk Movie

Outdated fashions and strangely effete lead character compromise otherwise fine portrayal of rough and tumble San Fran politico.

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Every Boring Second of Brad Pitt’s Life Filmed Backwards in Benjamin Button Baloney

Morris T. Pevensey, The Movie Critic Who Hates Everything, wants three hours of his terrible life back.

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The Taking of Sallie Mae One Two Three

A highly educated strike force consisting of deadbeats, slackers, and disgruntled smart people infiltrate Sally Mae’s mountain fortress to destroy the original loan paperwork holding millions of former students in modern day wage slavery.

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Will Smith is the Best Batman Ever

So I FINALLY got out to see a movie again, jeez. It’s not easy these days cause I got four kids. I got three kids, actually, and one little red-face monster who can’t do nothin but yell and scream.

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Right Behind

When the “good” people of Earth disappear in the Rapture, selfishly leaving millions of evil denizens and non-believers without critical goods and services, a group of disgruntled heavy metal musicians sneak into Heaven right behind them to play practical jokes on the saved in this wacky religious comedy

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Rampart

The cops started the war, now she’s gonna finish it.

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Weapon of Choice

To fight a political war, television is the Weapon of Choice

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Iran Contra

The story of how the White House illegally sold arms to a terrorist state, funded a war blocked by Congress… and got away with it.

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The Spill

In The Spill, tough guy Mel Gibson uses his lethal weapon to expose environmental evil

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