Milking the Milk Movie
January 11th, 2009
Outdated fashions and strangely effete lead character compromise otherwise fine portrayal of rough and tumble San Fran politico.
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Every Boring Second of Brad Pitt’s Life Filmed Backwards in Benjamin Button Baloney
January 5th, 2009
Morris T. Pevensey, The Movie Critic Who Hates Everything, wants three hours of his terrible life back.
W
October 6th, 2008
Oliver Stone portrait of W promises controversy and timely arrival just weeks before the 2008 presidential election.
More...Valkyrie
October 3rd, 2008
Bryan Singer faces a formidable technical challenge in telling us a story we already know the ending to, the failed assassination attempt on Hitler by a group of his own military officers. Can this master of detail deliver?
More...Will Smith is the Best Batman Ever
August 21st, 2008
So I FINALLY got out to see a movie again, jeez. It’s not easy these days cause I got four kids. I got three kids, actually, and one little red-face monster who can’t do nothin but yell and scream.
More...Epic Subject Gets Epic Treatment in Mongol
August 4th, 2008
Great big Mongol movie balances bloody battles with kinder, gentler side of Genghis Khan
More...Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Hollywood Blockbuster
June 7th, 2008
Indiana Jones and the Kingdon of the Crystal Skull is so unbelievably cheesy, wheezy and queasy that, on leaving the cinema, I felt like simultaneously chugging a bottle of Pepto Bismol and four double-espressos just to restore my body’s equilibrium.
More...Iron Man Crunches Terrorists While I Crunch Popcorn
June 3rd, 2008
Comic book movies are becoming as plentiful as the comics in a 15-year-old boy’s bedroom.
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