Tail of Terror
With a 100 foot tail capable of surgical military strikes, this cat has Al Quaeda running!
More apocalyptic than Apocalypse Now, more meaty than Hamburger Hill, more solid than A Thin Red Line, and more louder* than All Quiet on the Western Front… Tail of Terror from Noxar Studios pushes the boundaries of the modern war movie while doing for animated cats what Wall-E did for trash, robots, and cockroaches.
Also starring the Beverly Hills Chihuahua and Garfield Minus Garfield, and featuring the voices of lots of money hungry Hollywood actors (mostly fat now) looking to impress their children and make some easy dinero.
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Noxar Studios has arranged with the United States Military to drop 5000 portable DVD players along with 5000 DVD copies of this movie and 4999 bags of popcorn (that’s right, Osama, you don’t get none) in the mountains of Afghanistan to demoralize the terrorists living there.
* “Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind” - Douglas MacArthur
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Now this is in bad taste. Is this a joke, or has Movie666 finally gone right wing after all these years? Based on other stuff you’ve written, I’ll assume you’re trying to be funny by mocking mainstream animated bromides like Beverly Hills Chewbaca. I won’t get Chiapas on your redneck asses this time.
Strangely, I would pay to see this movie.
R U making teh Fun of America’s War on Terror? U better watch Out cuz the Terrists R gonna get us Again now that Obambi’s singing Kum Bay Yah with the Islams. dick Chainy was Right the Socialist are making us less Safe (and making it OK 2 B Gay).