Wipe Out!
Movie Concept, Poster and Treatment by Demon
This President’s ass has got to go!
In the not so distant future, a right wing coup sworn to uphold the militaristic principals of Ronald Reagan has overthrown America’s elected government and established a corporate police state. After exterminating the homeless and privatizing all public land, the New Reaganists celebrate their accomplishments by completing their long-sought-after quest to add the image of their cinematic and political idol to Mount Rushmore. Instead of simply carving Ronald’s head in granite, however, the Reaganists carve his colossal buttocks into the rock as a symbol of maniacal power.
Despite having notoriously bad taste in art, the American public is outraged. Even decades of cutbacks in public school art education can’t hide the fact that the Gipper’s gluteus maximus engraved in granite is aesthetic travesty of the highest order. The time for revolution has come!
A group of renegade sculpture artists, living in exile in a nearby cave, set out on a stealth mission to wipe the ungodly haunches from the face of the earth. Placing dynamite charges in the awful ass crack in the dead of night, the butt rocks the Black Hills with a mighty explosion. But when the smoke clears the next day, the artistic commandos are greeted with an image of terrible horror: only one butt cheek is gone, along with a large chunk of Lincoln’s ear!
The problem is critical: restore Abe’s ear while unseating the remaining half of Reagan’s rear end. Success means revolution — and the restoration of democracy. Failure means the American population will be kissing butt for a long time.
Liv Tyler as Hippy Chick Margo of the Sculpture Liberation Front (SLF). Alec Baldwin as Generalissimo Thatcher Kirkpatrick of the New Reaganists. David Arguette as Crazy Horse.
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we’re watching you now. patriot act. congratulations on the funny artwork, dumbshit.
Ronald Reagan was a humanitarian and a patriot and HOW DARE YOU sacrilege his image with your insipid photoshop mockery. I took my four grandchildren to Mount Rushmore last year and let me tell you it was truly a humbling experience as I stared at the majestic heads and recalled the accomplishments of those great men, and yes I believe Reagan deserves to be mounted in stone right next to them.
Reagan sold weapons to Iran and conducted secret wars to further his big money agenda. Then he almost blew up the world with nukes, but luckily sane minds in Russia saved the day. Now he runs this propaganda machine out of his office in hell, dedicated to spreading lies about how sweet and wonderful he was. Even the Democrats have joined the bandwagon.
I made a special trip to Simi Valley to take a dump on his grave last summer. I know, not very mature, but it felt good as I thought about the uncounted numbers of people who lost their lives in his dirty wars.
No justice, no peace, and no Ronald Reagan on Mount Rushmore.
Subcommandante Dickhead,
Send me your home address so we can sit down and talk about this sometime.
- Moffat
Come down to Chiapas anytime. Just hike up into the mountains singing Yankee Doodle Rode a Pony and waving your American flag. We’ll find you.